A Golden Gift For The Executive In Your Life

A turd in a gilded cage

Gilded Devil Dumps

• The Ultimate Cool Gift.

• Destined to become collectors' items.

• Gilded in genuine 23 carat gold leaf.

Exclusive, rare, original, inventive, authentic, unique…what else is there to say about something as matchless as the gilded Tasmanian devil dump? What could you compare it with? What Albert Einstein was to quantum mechanics, so the gilded Tasmanian devil dump is to the world of coffee table ornaments. When you order one of these uniquely attractive paperweights you're going for gold.

The ultimate gift for the man who has everything and still needs more. If you're looking for a unique gift that will impress, something he'll remember you for as long as he lives, we can absolutely assure you he won't forget the person who gave him a 23 carat gilded Tasmanian devil poo paperweight.

Presents don't have to be expensive to create a lasting impression. A $65 gilded Tasmanian devil dump paperweight will be remembered by the birthday boy long after a $100 meal in an expensive restaurant or almost any $200 gift.

An absolute must for the discerning connoisseur. Buy one today and shock him!

Testimonial: 
Just to let you know that we put our Tasmanian devil dump on the table at a dinner party and bet all of our guests that they couldn't guess exactly what it was in two tries each. Guess what? We won $150!!.. Can you do another one from some rare Australian animal like a platypus or something? we want to do it again.

Jill and David Andrews - El Segundo , California

A Golden Gift For A Golden Girl!

Antarctic Gilded Koala Poo Earrings

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If the woman in your life is the kind that doesn’t take any shit from anyone, you can break the habit with these babies.

These exclusive fashion accessories are unequalled anywhere. They're the rarest and most authentic earrings on the planet. Where else can you find something as stunningly unique and original? Your downtown jewelry store just doesn't stock 23 carat gold leaf koala bear poo earrings. If you really want to make a splash, stand out in any crowd and be thought of as cool and original you can't go past a pair of gilded koala poo earrings.

Golden koala bear poo fashion accessories, you'll notice, are never worn at the Academy Awards and with good reason - who'd bother looking at the celebrities! Diamond jewelry? – who wants to wear what the Queen wears? Get into a touch of the Kylie Minogue’s with gilded koala bear excrement.

Buy a pair today and dare to be different

Gilded Koala Bear Poo Earrings: US$35.00

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