About the True Blue Roo Poo Company and an awesome kangaroo picture

If you thought we were the kind of people who kick the crap out of kangaroos to earn a living - you're wrong.

In fact, our kangaroos aren't even fitted with motion sensors.
Early in the mornings our intrepid collectors head for the bush in a race against the dung beetles so that we can offer you the best quality Marsupial doo available anywhere on the planet.

Sometimes we're up so early that we get the goods before they even hit the ground.

Here Kenny can be seen earnestly asking Dungcan if his quality's still up to scratch.

Pictured above: Dungcan McKnacktwirler, company collector and roo poo inspector, with Kenny, production unit No 27.
Here Kenny can be seen earnestly asking Dungcan if his quality's still up to scratch.

At the True Blue Roo Poo Company we cater to our kangaroos every need and nothing is too much trouble for us. Trainee roo poo inspector Jason is pictured here during his early morning rounds handing out the viagra tablets.

The Story of the True Blue Roo Poo Company