Australiana
A cool new range of Aussie novelty
gifts and souvenirs.
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Conversation stopping objects d'art and a weird, wacky, zany range of novelty paperweights from outback Australia.
The world's most unusual and
unique Birthday gifts, Christmas gifts, Anniversary gifts and just plain Funny gifts from down under. For the man who thought he had everything and the woman who deserves a little more from life. Lovingly
crafted from raw materials harvested in the Outback from contented kangaroos.
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"At last a company that admits they don't give a shit - they sell it ! "
Sarah McLaren, Warsaw Poland
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Why would we put a photo of the Sydney Opera House on this page ?
The True Blue Roo Poo Co's 2005 training seminar "The Poo Symposium" was held there recently.
Avid poo sellers from all over the country arrived to hum along to the company theme tune - Beethoven's Fifth Movement.
Only a few recalcitrant sellers said it was all bullshit.
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Money Back Guarantee?
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Of course, what kind of company do you think we are? We know all about those companies who water down their beer, pass off brass for gold, and claim it tastes good on the outside of the can. Well, we're not like that, we're
honest. We guarantee all our products be to absolute shit or your money back!
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We welcome you and hope you enjoy looking at the pages of our web site
The Proprietors and staff of The True Blue Roo Poo Company
Palpably the Planets Premier Purveyors of Painstakingly
Presented Pristine and Pulchritudinous Poo Products
Click below to peruse our fascinating catalogue !
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But a word of warning. You won’t find any free shit on this website. We charge for every piece of it. You may find some funny shit, crazy shit or even stupid shit but no weird shit
or freaky shit. We apologize for so much use of the word shit but it gets us a shit load of hits on our website and we sell more shit. We hope you don’t mind and, please believe us, we’d much rather use the word poo just like Disney does, but it just doesn’t work
as well. Anyway please forgive us and carry on to the next page where you’ll find some really cool shit. |
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